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If you poverty to enclose another spoonful of Britney's creation endorsements, and seeable examples of her sometimes manic behavior, unstoppered wide for her recording "Hold It Against Me' video. Britney Spears 'Hold It Against Me' recording debuted last night at 9:55 p.m. after "Jersey Shore" on MTV. The song itself had been "leaked" previously, and today the authorised Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me" recording is discover on the loose. While Britney seems to sound again and photographs as pretty as ever, the recording itself lacks the dance fans poverty from a Brit video. The exclusive thing that makes up for her sometimes stiff and andante motion performance is the frenetic measure of the move cuts and redaction in the video. Too bad that's not enough for fans.

You crapper check the authorised Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me" recording here.

The new Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me" recording opens with a shot of follower connector and a comet or meteorite hurtling through the atmosphere. It lands, and discover pops Britney Spears from an egg...no wait. There was no egg. Britney appears in the edifice of towering tube-shaped stage surrounded by TV screens, Sony products and creation placements. Look alacritous and you'll encounter an add for her perfume and oh, look, just same Lady Gaga: an in-video ad positioning for PlentyofFish.

Britney Spears 'Hold It Against Me' Video Fashion

Why focus on the style in Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me" video? Because it's somewhat interesting, unlike the rest of the video.

Britney is act knee-high black boots with a suggestion of glitter in them. Because imbibe stars can't afford actualised underpants anymore, she crapper exhibit soured her toned legs in tightly-knit fishnets and a shiny antimonial bottom. They're somewhere between a washing meet lowermost and a unify of the shortest shorts you could encounter (if the you then trimmed soured the bottoms so you could exhibit soured your gluetal folds). The bottoms are topped soured with a bullet belt, because apparently, Britney from space has to defend herself against something. Harsh criticism, maybe?

She wears a Katy Perry-like albescent 50s style halter top which nearly seems to modify discover her bosom (don't worry, you'll get a propped up version in the ceremony coiffe scenes). To accessorize her outfit, Britney wears a large rhinestone and argonon green necklace. Her earrings also feature Madonna-esque 80s argonon pink, with rhinestones.

White Wedding, Like a Virgin Cake Topper Dress

Britney Spears 'Hold It Against Me' recording tries to andante down the action (not hard since Britney's feet are mostly affixed to the floor again while dancing), with shots of Britney floating in a larger-than-life ceremony dress. Sure the rhinestone bustier again could hit been lifted from Madonna's storage unit, but the coiffe is daylong and poufs out, making it countenance same a Bridezilla cake topper.

Rave Homage

She later squirts colorful liquid, much same you'd encounter in a feel stick all over her albescent dress, through tiny tubes which attach to fingerless knuckle handwear she flashed earlier. Britney is disagreeable to exhibit she's still modify and knows what the teens are doing on the weekends.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Britney

The Britney Spears 'Hold It Against Me' recording sludges along, busted up exclusive by manic cuts and the most non-sensible part of the video: a fight environs between Britney and herself. In digit part she modify does a "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" aerobatics in the expose with unraveling flushed fabric. With the chromatic feel of technology around her, we can't help but also think of gravity-defying moments in "The Matrix." Unfortunately for Britney, though she has her pretty back, she's not same Neo in "The Matrix." She's not the one. That would be Lady Gaga.

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